About — Legal

• Creative Commons License
• Scope
• Ownership
• Compatibility and Accessibility
• 3rd Party Works
• Proprietary Information
• Digital Millenium Copyright Act
• Conduct of User
• No Warranties
• Personal Information and Cookies
• No Content Rating
• External Links
• Contact Information

1. Creative Commons License
daqron.com ("this website", "daqron" or "daqron system") is provided under a Creative Commons Attribution/Non-Commercial license by the author ("Raindog" or Jeremy Modjeska). Please review this license for information on the acceptable use and distribution of anything contained on this and other daqron system websites. In addition to the Creative Commons public license, other terms and conditions apply to the use of daqron system websites as outlined below. In the event of a conflict between the terms of the Creative Commons License and the information provided in this document, the terms of this document control. (top)

2. Scope
The following websites, projects and/or resources are included in the scope of the Creative Commons license and the terms of this document:

• The entirety of www.daqron.com, including, but not limited to:
• daqron redirect
• daqron gallery
• www.daqron.net
• j.modjeska.us
• www.spaceneedle.us
• www.stickintheeye.net

3. Ownership
daqron is owned, operated and coded by Raindog (Jeremy Modjeska). Most content on daqron system websites is generated by CGI perl or PHP scripts, which are extremely inefficient because Raindog is a lousy coder. This website serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever except to entertain Raindog in times of extreme boredom. It does have some reasonably non-crappy features, though, which Raindog hopes you will explore while you masturbate to your goat pr0n in another window. With a few exceptions, the shitty code that generates pages on this website is written by Raindog, including all CGI scripts, html, javascript, graphics, etc. Some components of this site are bastardizations of other people's work as defined below in the section titled "3rd Party Works". (top)

4. Compatibility and Accessibility
This website is best viewed in a browser of reasonably current distribution, for example, Firefox 1.0 or Internet Explorer 6. It ought to work in other, more shitty browsers like Netscape 4.7 but no guarantees are implied or given. If you notice a display problem in a particular browser, please notify Raindog at the contact information provided below and it may, or may not, be corrected. This website is designed to be viewed by a CSS-compatible browser. It meets W3C XHTML 1.1 and CSS standards. daqron.com sites, with the exception of daqron gallery, conform to Priority 1 W3C Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG); this means that reasonable efforts have been made to make daqron.com content accessible to text-based browsers and users with disabilities. This is not a guarantee of conformance or accessibility; if there are specific steps that Raindog can take to make this website more accessible for particular users, please notify Raindog at the contact information provided below. (top)

5. 3rd Party Works
The following 3rd party scripts are employed on one or more daqron system websites:

• Blogging by Wordpress
• WAPK Web Calendar by WebCalendar, a free, open source SourceForge.net project.

6. Proprietary Information
This website is © 2000 - 2008 by Raindog. Some rights reserved (see Creative Commons license above). daqron, the daqron logo and daqron system logos are proprietary marks of daqron.com. This website contains original information, data, software, photographs, graphics, html, javascript, CGI/perl code, and other stuff (collectively "Content") that are protected by U.S. Title 17 copyright law and other applicable international copyright laws. Furthermore, because Raindog is a lousy stinking whore, this entire website as a collective work is also © 2008 by Raindog who owns exclusive rights in the selection, coordination, arrangement, enhancement, deletion, modification, re-transmittal, removal, augmentation, addition to, subtraction from, publishing, transfer or sale of the Content, any implication to the contrary notwithstanding. Raindog grants you permission to copy electronically and to print in hard copy portions of the Content for personal non-commercial purposes and to masturbate to pictures of goats provided you clean up after yourself. All other trademarks, trade names, etc. are property of their respective owners. Just in case you thought they were someone else's property. (top)

7. Digital Millenium Copyright Act
This section pertains to the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, 17 USC 512(c)(3) ("DMCA"). Raindog hates the DMCA and thinks it's a big giant pile of llama shit. The fascists who write that nonsense ought to be beaten with large foam bats. Having said that, if you feel that any content on this website has violated your anus, or your rights under the stupid DMCA, please feel free to file a complaint at dmcaisp00@daqron.com and complain at length about Raindog's lawlessness so that he might (in a timely manner consistent with the law) remove the offending content. Unless he disagrees with you. In that case, he'll see your ass in court. (top)

8. Conduct of User, or, No Hax0ring My Website You Bastard
Any conduct by a user that in Raindog's sole discretion restricts or inhibits another user from viewing goat porn, or this website, or both (gotta cover all the bases here), is strictly forbidden and will be met with great vengeance and furious anger. Seriously. Don't hax0r this website. Raindog knows a lot of lawyers and will totally sue your lame ass. Raindog also has access to man-eating reptiles. In addition to not hax0ring this website, you should also not transmit any unlawful material on it. If you did, that would be unlawful. So, probably best to just be lawful. Thanks. Much appreciated. (top)

9. No Warranties, or, Stuff in Capital Letters
The hip thing to do is put the "NO WARRANTY" disclaimer in all caps. This behavior is inexplicable. But here goes:

RAINDOG IS PROVIDING THIS WEBSITE AND ITS CONTENT ON AN "AS-IS" BASIS AND HE MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE ON THIS WEBSITE IS ACCURATE (in fact you can pretty much count on it being inaccurate) COMPLETE OR CURRENT. IN ADDITION, RAINDOG MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OF ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY OTHER KIND INCLUDING, FOR EXAMPLE, WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. FURTHERMORE, EVERYTHING IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. IF IT ISN'T THEN CONSIDER THIS YOUR NOTICE.

RAINDOG IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE. THAT INCLUDES VIRUSES AND DEFECTS AND ANY OTHER BAD STUFF. THIS IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND IT APPLIES TO EVERY KIND OF DAMAGES IMAGINABLE INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, COMPENSATORY, ETC., ETC., ETC. GOT IT?

OK, wow, that was annoying. In case that wasn't all clear, use of this site is at your own bloody risk. (top)

10. Personal Information and Cookies
Read this carefully: Raindog does not collect or distribute or in any way make use of your personal information. You had fucking well better not use this website to invade Raindog's privacy in any way either. Cookies are pieces of data that are created by a web server and loaded onto your computer. daqron sites do NOT make use of cookies with the exception of cookies that may be generated by the blogger script — see www.wordpress.org for more information on how cookies may be employed by WordPress. Other daqron scripts use "sessions" which are small server-side files that are not placed on your computer. daqron sessions contain totally anonymous information such as browser type and some other things that help keep the content consistent with what your browser can handle. (top)

11. No Content Rating
This website has no content rating. Consider it to be a vile, disgusting, website that is not suitable for children or anybody else and should therefore not be viewed by any carbon-based lifeform. If your child accesses this website and experiences trauma leading to a lifetime of whoring and crack use, it is not Raindog's bloody fault! (top)

12. External Links
This website contains links to other websites that are owned and operated by parties other than Raindog. These terms and conditions quite obviously do not extend to those sites. Neither does anything that Raindog has any control over. You should be able to figure that out. If this does not make sense, please unplug your computer now and consider moving to Idaho. (top)

13. Contact Information
Any questions regarding the terms and conditions or proprietary statements for this website should be directed, by email, in triplicate, nicely collated, notorized, and with a cover sheet, to admin@daqron.com. (top)